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Version 1 Version 2For capo on 2, transpose -2 (first chord G) [Intro] A E Dsus2 A E Dsus2 A E Dsus2 A E Dsus2 [Verse] A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an A ottoman) A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) A E Dsus2 E If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [Chorus] Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard Dsus2 E A If I had a million dollars ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 (strum once) Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere E (strum once) You know, we could just go up there and hang out [Break] (Talking part) A Like open the fridge and stuff E There would already be laid out foods for us Dsus2 A Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things A E Dsus2 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon D (strum once) Well, can you blame 'em N.C. Uh, yeah [Verse] A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) A E Dsus2 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant A bones) A E Dsus2 E And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [Chorus] Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2(strum once) If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner E (strum once) But we would eat Kraft Dinner [Break] A Of course we would, we’d just eat more E Dsus2 And buy really expensive ketchups with it A That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! E Dsus2 (strum once) Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm [Verse] A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) A E Dsus2 E If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love [Outro] Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars Dsus2 E A ( A/G# ) F#m E Dsus2 If I had a million dollars E (strum once) I'd be rich A D E A